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Contraband

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When your brother-in-law screws up with the mob, you either cut ties or smuggle millions in counterfeit bills out of Panama — and Mark Wahlberg’s Chris Farraday isn’t the type to run. Contraband packs gritty heist thrills, double-crosses galore, and enough ‘just one last job’ energy to fill a freighter.

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Contraband sails straight into the stormy seas of the smuggling underworld, with Mark Wahlberg at the helm doing what Mark Wahlberg does best – looking permanently stressed while saving someone from a terrible life choice. This time, it’s his brother-in-law who’s botched a drug deal and brought a whole cargo ship of trouble to the doorstep. Wahlberg’s Chris Farraday – an ex-smuggler turned respectable – is dragged back into one last job, smuggling counterfeit cash from Panama in a race against the kind of clock that ticks ominously.

Wahlberg leans into familiar territory here, channelling the same grit that made The Departed such a knockout. But the real surprise package? Giovanni Ribisi. Yep, the same guy who once fumbled around on Friends as Phoebe’s half-brother now spits threats like a seasoned cartel boss. It’s an inspired bit of casting – Ribisi’s twitchy unpredictability makes him the kind of villain you can’t look away from, even when he’s doing something as mundane as chewing gum.

The story delivers on the whole “high-stakes crime thriller” promise – mostly. It does lose a bit of steam here and there, occasionally meandering like a freighter without a compass. But when it lands, particularly during the Panama sequences, it hits hard. The tension spikes, bullets fly, secrets unravel, and Wahlberg sweats through another shirt. Glorious stuff.

On the technical side, Contraband earns its stripes. Panama isn’t just a backdrop – it’s a character, alive with clanging docks, crowded markets, and a sweaty sense of danger. The cinematography does the heavy lifting, capturing the chaos and claustrophobia of smuggling in tight containers and tighter situations. Add to that a thumping soundtrack and some finely tuned editing, and you’ve got a film that knows when to hold a shot – and when to slam the gas.

Granted, if you’re the type who likes your action films more pedal-to-the-metal and less cruise control, Contraband might feel a little subdued. It’s a slow burner at times, trading constant explosions for creeping dread and clever manoeuvres. Still, it’s a sturdy Wahlberg vehicle that delivers enough thrills to keep crime drama fans satisfied – even if it doesn’t quite go full throttle.

Let’s just hope next time Mark brings a bit more boom with his baggage.
– Alex

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Reviewed by

Alex Ashmore

"It's a traaaaaap!"

Alex is the other half of the Planet of the Capes brain trust, an unrepentant champion of the weird, wild, and occasionally wobbly world of cinema.

Reviewed by

Alex Ashmore

"It's a traaaaaap!"

Alex is the other half of the Planet of the Capes brain trust, an unrepentant champion of the weird, wild, and occasionally wobbly world of cinema.